Posts by Frannie Banannie

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To Jehovah's Witnesses, Jehovah and Satan Are EQUAL
by minimus in
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jw's always say that we better watch out because satan the devil is always looking at us to try to devour us.

we are told not to get involved with anything that is against god's will because satan is constantly looking at us to trick us into serving him.

satan is so powerful that he influences billions of people.
Frannie Banannie

Of course they are....one and the same....how else could a "tree" (paper from trees are the "leaves" or pages in books) contain knowledge of both good and evil....
Frannie B
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Hilarious 10-Commandments criticism from Slate
by Phantom Stranger in
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(i have added italics where i felt like it :)

moore's law .

the immorality of the ten commandments.
Frannie Banannie

It's not often remarked upon, but the commandment not to make for (yourselves) ANY carved/engraved images, nor a LIKENESS of ANYTHING in the universe actually encompasses written words, which represent likenesses of the aforementioned, as well as, the fact that they are "carved" (in clay, stone, paper) and engraved (printing presses) in books.....
Likewise, the commandment concerning no one laboring on the Sabbath, does NOT include the wife......yet no one notices....
Frannie B
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TA-DAAA!!! Notice Anything Different Today?
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Frannie Banannie

awwww, Smack....rev up that keyboard like it was yer bike and do wheelies on it, guy! You can do it!
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TA-DAAA!!! Notice Anything Different Today?
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Frannie Banannie

LOL@Cheeses! Puttin' yer money where yer mouse is, Cheeses? BTW, what's the deadline on me skunking Simon on number of posts? (another potential bet)
Thanks, Cheeses!
Cheers!
Frannie B
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TA-DAAA!!! Notice Anything Different Today?
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Frannie Banannie

OMG, Teejay....my poor fingers will be worn to a nub (throws out fragmented keyboard and replaces with new one) !!! As for the placement of the thread in Humor section?....I didn't do it....evidently Simon or one of the assistants anticipated some zany diatribes on this thread...and they were right....you guys are hysterical! Thanks!
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Frannie Banannie

Thanks, Pru, doodle-v, Aztec....us womenz got it goin' ON, huh?!!! Yall just can't imagine how much I love to read everyone's posts and see the camaraderie and support in behalf of each one.....This forum group is one in a million!
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Frannie Banannie

LOL@Plmkrzy & Xandria & Smack! Thanks a lot! Too funny, Smack!
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Frannie Banannie

LOL@Nathan! Kinda frazzled, idnit?
LOL@Doc! Too funny! (jumps on steed, whirls sword and slices "FB" in the air)
LOL@Talesin! Yes, you may use anything I say...just consider it "blanket coverage"...I'm not obsessive about those things, cher!
Thanks you guys!
Frannie B
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Reckless eyeballing
by Maverick in
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on another treat some of the ladies commented on the married brothers hitting on them or making sexual remarks to them.

this brought back to mind the personal custom i had about not looking the sisters over when they walked by at meetings.

i would look away or down when and sister passed by.
Frannie Banannie

Maverick, not as a general rule....I wouldn't put up with it....I think that if a guy talks trash to me then that's what he sees me as, and I'm more than willing to give him an attitude adjustment .....there's a difference between flirting and talking trash and ogling someone (when they talk to women's breasts instead of their face)....
Frannie B
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Its gonna be a few years before I post here again
by Brummie in
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you can currently post 31 more which will increase in 8629 day(s) -14 hour(s) -37 min(s) when your oldest post expires.

you have started 0 topic(s) in the last 1 day(s) out of your limit of 2.. you can currently create 2 more which will increase in 8629 day(s) -6 hour(s) -37 min(s) when your oldest topic expires.

8629 days?
Frannie Banannie

awwwwww....don't pay any attention to that, Brummie....I've already discovered that the days and hours mentioned on the Posting Limit usually boil down to an hour or two....or three .....or four.....
Frannie B